Recent Post: SEE HER SQUIRT SEEHERSQUIRT broke up with me because one night she came back out to the porch and caught me with her mom's head in my lap. "Mother. Not again." She screamed. Apparently she had caught her mom doing it with a couple other boyfriends. It's tough to get a girl to go out with you when she's caught you fucking her mom's face. I tried to get Peggy to go down on me after Linda and I had broken up and even tried to guilt her by saying she was the reason we broke up. She just laughed and said to get my current girlfriend's mother to munch my knob. They never did though.
Now, 20 years later, we were together in the parking lot. "How's Linda?" I asked. She chuckled and I followed her as she walked to her car.
"Linda's queer." She said as she hit the auto trunk open on a red Toyota. She put her bags in the trunk and closed it. "I wish she had figured that out when she was 13, would have saved me a lot of work." She said smiling. "Not that I minded all that much." She hit the door unlock and opened the driver's door. "What about you, William? Still getting your knob polished on a regular basis?"
